This is absolutely ignorable “neck-beard who has never had sex and frequently attends Smash Brothers tournaments” advice.
Please, don’t do this. It doesn’t work like this.
No, it works! I’m surrounded by bitches every time I go out. They can’t stop sniffing by crotch and wagging their tails.
My dog absolutely loves rolling in old putrifying deer carcases so maybe your crotch just smells like that.
Ok so first of all Smash Brothers is a great game
Yes thats true. It is a fantastic game. But you know as well as I do that Smash Brothers tournaments have quite the reputation for smelly attendees. Like, even worse than anime conventions, and I like anime too.
So much so that they have to be sectioned off from other convention goers. That also suck at bathing.
And tournament organizers having to specifically mention personal care is next level filth.
I don’t think it’s supposed to be genuine advice, it’s a wind-up
Imagine being so autistic that you take 4chan posts seriously.
this guy is literally this dude from dragon ball
“I’m not to be fucked with”
That’s sound advice
I think I went to high school with this guy.
Can… can vinegar rot???
It is produced from rot, sort of.
Really seals in the flavor
Really seals in the flavor
Like fighting crime in a rubber suit.
