I went to a reputable sex shop and bought a nice masturbation sleeve. It’s hypoallergenic and since it’s made from silicon it’s easy to clean and sterilize, while being safe and comfortable for your skin.
Look Mother Earth needs the rejuvenating love of the New King to bring an end to winter and ensure a fertile harvest. No one said it was going to be neat, clean, and airbrushed!
I went to a reputable sex shop and bought a nice masturbation sleeve. It’s hypoallergenic and since it’s made from silicon it’s easy to clean and sterilize, while being safe and comfortable for your skin.
Nerd! I ran the garden hose til the earth was just soft enough and I fucked the muddy hole in the ground
btfod did love unto a hillock
Look Mother Earth needs the rejuvenating love of the New King to bring an end to winter and ensure a fertile harvest. No one said it was going to be neat, clean, and airbrushed!
Bourgeois decadence
Counterpoint: chafing is counter-revolutionary
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