Espiritdescali@futurology.todayM to Futurology@futurology.todayEnglish · 1 year agoMicroplastics found in every human semen sample tested in studywww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1281cross-posted to: world@lemmy.worldworldnews@lemmit.online
arrow-up1281external-linkMicroplastics found in every human semen sample tested in studywww.theguardian.comEspiritdescali@futurology.todayM to Futurology@futurology.todayEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square53fedilinkcross-posted to: world@lemmy.worldworldnews@lemmit.online
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up134·1 year agoWe are so close to being able to cum glitter. Just think of the possibilities. What a time to be alive.
minus-squareNOT_RICK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·1 year agoGlitter is stored in the balls
minus-squareQuacksalber@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 year ago“Let me nut some plastic into you, baby!”
minus-squareSkeezix@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agokids in Detroit are using their jizz as hot glue.
minus-squareMisterD@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoAnd since plastics mimic female hormones…
minus-squaredditty@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoMy loads will be a shotgun blast of funfetti
minus-squareASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoThe very last, maybe.
We are so close to being able to cum glitter. Just think of the possibilities. What a time to be alive.
Glitter is stored in the balls
“Let me nut some plastic into you, baby!”
kids in Detroit are using their jizz as hot glue.
And since plastics mimic female hormones…
My loads will be a shotgun blast of funfetti
cumfetti
The very last, maybe.