Wait, I though this was how hexbear worked. Are you telling me you freaks are real people?
what an odd thing for a figment of my imagination to say
beep boop I am a disinformation troll bot, please insert Putin Bucks
I got banned :(
Gotta keep the tankies out
Thats a data harvesting operation if I ever seen one.
You have an incoming message.
They accept.
Hey! It’s me, Palmsy. Wanna Live Riskay as I like to say? You could post a nude. Nobody’s gonna see it.
The [Riskay] button continues to blink and shake a little and there’s the tiniest lens flare over and over. It’s like a discoball rattlesnake in the sun.
Dead internet theory… now self-hostable.
The likes are fake, but the psychological validation is real
Man made horrors beyond our comprehension
what level of alienation is this
I can’t believe my grandma liked my post with over 1487 N words in a row.
I would be shocked if mine didn’t
Yeah my therapist prescribed me Palmsy and the Feds are making me take it it’s fucking bullshit lucky for me I got a burner phone to shitpost anyway
This just feels like those fake bus stops they put next to car facilities with lots of Alzheimer’s patients
a more advanced version of this def gonna be given to elderly millennials in 2060.
this is just what i need to up my posting prowess before i get turnt loose on all you animals.
Tim and Eric The Innernette skit but it’s keeping all the bluechecks on twitter in their own echo chamber.
What a nice idea
I’d start rage-arguing with an AI bot about why Winston Churchill should not be honored.
