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pumpchilienthusiast [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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fellas, is it gay to enjoy a frozen confectionery treat by yourself?

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fellas, is it gay to enjoy a frozen confectionery treat by yourself?

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  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    “Yeah I’ll take one Mr. Freezy Yummy Yum Yum Pop with extra good boy spice drops on top.” gigachad

    • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Is that a fucking bazooka

      • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        It’s a spent at-4, you can buy the inert tubes online I think so yeah

        • DefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          …wait, can those things not be reloaded? Did the US MIC seriously make the antitank equivalent of a disposable razor? lea-huh

          • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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            Yeah they’re single shot so yeah

          • wopazoo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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            Only designing for a single use lets it be much more lightweight, durable, and cheap (the components need to only withstand a single shot). It’s not a new concept either, the original Panzerfaust from WW2 was a single use anti-tank gun.

            • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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              Maybe basing your military tech off of an evil military that also absolutely ate shit is not a good idea

              • axont [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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                Not defending fascists, but most assault rifles today can trace some design lineage back to the StG 44. Which is usually regarded as the first practical assault rifle.

                • wopazoo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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                  Yeah, the design of the AK-47 was strongly inspired by the StG 44. Just because a technology originated in a fascist country doesn’t mean that it’s necessarily shit.

          • Barabas [he/him]@hexbear.net
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            No, they buy it from Sweden. It is the low cost alternative to the reusable ones. Also easier to use due to the lower weight.

            China and the Soviet Union also use/used disposable anti tank weapons, before everyone gets on their high horses about capitalist inefficiency.

          • RyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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            Yeah they’re good for gun and run missions for lesser skilled/guerrilla groups

          • Tunnelvision [they/them]@hexbear.net
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            Yes but it makes more sense when you realize nato is inherently an aggressive and offensive force. You want lightweight and disposable AT because your doctrine is defined by mobility and the reliance on air dominance on the assault. This is in contrast to Russia who mostly relies on multi use anti tank weapons because their doctrine is primarily more defensive based.

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      Falling Down (1993)

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      My man here is just taking reasonable measures against huge trucks that probably can’t see his tiny 6’2" frame.

    • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Read that in the voice of Duke Nukem.

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      I can fix him.

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        volcel-kamala

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          angery

    • Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net
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      What is the point of walking around in public with an anti-helicopter weapon and two revolvers? Even if we lived in the homo-judeo-islamic-bolshevik reality the far right imagines we’re in, is ISIS-MS13-AntiFa gonna come at you with an Apache anytime soon? The revolvers would maybe be kinda useful but I’d just keep the shoulder mount rocket at home unless you start hearing about the AntiFa Air Calvary division coming to town.

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      Ok look at the control he has over that cone. None of that shit with Biden where the ice cream is hanging out over the sides, dripping everywhere, making him look like a propeller hat boy with a lollypop

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    “Just a cone” sounds like a cone with no ice cream to me, so yes, that sounds weird to me.

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      https://thehill.com/homenews/3656589-surgeon-general-vivek-murthy-makes-chilling-confession-he-prefers-the-cone-without-ice-cream/

      Demote this man to private for an ice cream court martial.

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        I would have thought chomping on a dry ass cone would be more of a Ben Shapiro thing.

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          very generous of you to assume he’s ever gone down on somebody.

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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        Certified Freak

    • glans [it/its]@hexbear.net
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      i’m keto I just have the ice cream no cone

      gotta look cute!

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    These people’s masculinity is so fragile, it would collapse to a stiff breeze.

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      deleted by creator

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    Thinking about what other people think is ultimate beta behavior

    spoiler

    the most ascended guys are old dudes with balls hanging in locker rooms

  • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    no purchase for others

    frothingfash Wandering around the ice cream store with two melting ice cream cones getting mad because nobody will take the second one

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      Rolling up in a big van that has “Free Ice Cream” hastily written on the side and desperately trying to give it away to the neighborhood kids, so nobody thinks I’m gay.

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Stephen Miller? The Jewish Nazi who worked for Trump? Does this guy have no evil agenda to attend to and instead just post on fucking twitter all day?

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      I mean, the Democrats just lost a vote for a bill that basically did everything Miller has been working for for the past 15 years, so he doesn’t really need to do anything. He helped move the Republicans to the right, and now the Democrats do as all good controlled oppositions do, and move further right with them.

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      I’m assuming this is just them trying to dunk on Biden? They agree with his genocide stuff, so they have to try to get him for something.

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Me when I hear it’s gay to have ice cream

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    TBF I tend to really felate my cream

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    I once knew someone (thankfully briefly) that had a massive complex about eating any remotely phallic shaped food

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      I think actually eating it is the least gay thing in the world.

  • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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    At the very least, if you are in fact conducting important business, ask for a bowl and a spoon.

    There are like 10 people on earth doing “important business” more than once a year, is larping as a CEO 24/7 now a mandatory part of the male gender for these people?

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    Not gay enough

  • spacecadet [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I’ve met men who bite and eat popsicles like one would eat a banana specifically in order to avoid any unintentional blowjob innuendo crossover.

    • PapaEmeritusIII [any]@hexbear.net
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      I bite and eat popsicles like bananas too, but it’s because I’m impatient

      • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]@hexbear.net
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        i frankly don’t believe that there are people who eat frozen treats by licking them. are you a horse??

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      deleted by creator

    • 7bicycles [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      I do this to flex with my non cold sensitive teeth, but that’s gender neutral

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    I wonder, if not sexual/romantic attraction to men, what the metric chuds use to claim [activity, hobby, or interest that has zero to do with sexuality] is gay even is.

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      They think liking anything thats not stereotypically masculine makes you gay.
      Chuds are only allowed to like cars, guns, bbq and beer. Must have poor higyene, because not stinking is gay. The only emotions they are allowed are anger and indifference. I have no idea how they live with themselves, because keeping that up sounds incredibly exausting.

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      My girlfriend claims she has dated guys in the past who refused to wash or wipe their assholes because that’s gay. So bar is pretty fucking low when you’re willing have a poop stench follow you around forever because you don’t understand basic hygiene doesn’t impact your sexuality.

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        If smelling like shit 24/7 is straight, then that just makes me take absolute pride in being queer.

  • JohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]@hexbear.net
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    maybe if you boof it, but i hear we invented straight bottoms a few years ago.

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      Straight Bottom just sounds like you’ve got a flat ass

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        Bwaaa

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