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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

This would break the internet

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This would break the internet

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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    -long rambling historical lecture

    -Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, I was thinking of birds for a moment. Many people in Ukraine are surprised and angry to learn they are actually Russia. What would happen if other parts of Russia learn they are actually France? Would they try to join the EU?

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      I could hear your post! 😂😂😂

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    deleted by creator

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      You live in a place called Red Square, but it’s not square-shaped. So why is it called that?

      And is the Hermitage where all the Russian hermits live?

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      Why did Chernobyl explode? Did they forget to churn their bell?

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      You’re labeling under a misapprehension, it’s the Soviet Union

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        Is that when all the onions come together? Goss, that’s frightening

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      Please relate every date to Technotronic’s hit 1989 single ‘Pump Up the Jam.’

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    “someone told me that the cold war never really ended, but my cousin Lucy went to Turkey on holiday last year and she said it was really hot and she got sunburnt, so has it ended or is the cold war only happening where it’s snowed?”

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      cousin Lucy mate Paul

      ftfy

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    You’re famous for being photographed shirtless on a horse. Is that because horses can’t judge you, or is it a new Russian policy for reducing laundry costs?

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    We know Google Translate gets things wrong sometimes so I was just wondering if Russia means “Special” Military Operation in the same way the Americans mean “Special” Olympics?

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    I have zero clue who that is…

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      This is Philomena Cunk, a satirical BBC news reporter. They produce videos in which she interviews historical experts but only asks them stupid questions like “Were the pyramids built from the ground up, or from the top down?”

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        The best ones are with the philosophy guy imo, he employs the rethorical “Principle of Charity” in such a master class way which turns her stupid questions into profound conundrums which he tackles and he manages to act out this sense of being delighted to finally being asked deep philosophical questions in an interview. It’s great.

        https://piped.video/shorts/6FNv4hsTBM8?si=2042cjUDRztDM579

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          How do I open piped links in libretube?

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            That’s the neat part

            You don’t

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            Libretube, web browser, grayjay (I think??)

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          https://youtu.be/HLAkhyv7E_M

          It’s was a different philosopher. Enjoy

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            Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

            https://piped.video/HLAkhyv7E_M

            Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

            I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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          piped not working. Can you name the episode or the doctor’s name? Thanks.

          I think he means this

          https://youtu.be/HLAkhyv7E_M

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            You do know the URI is the same so you can just change piped.video to youtube.com

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              TIL.

              Thanks.

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      Neither does she

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      Yeah I’ve never watched BBC programming outside of porn.

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        Cunk on Earth is comedy porn, so that’s close enough.

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      Get cunked on!

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      Cunk

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      Satire “reporter”. Check out “Cunk in Earth” on netflix, and you’ll understand. I highly recommend it.

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        Unpopular opinion: I didn’t find it as funny as Cunk on Britain. The humour in Cunk on Earth is less subtle; it doesn’t have the trademark British dry wit and sarcasm. The new show kind of tries to be funny instead of letting the humour flow. I grew up with British TV so I prefer the first series.

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      The dictator or Russia

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    King Arthur came a lot, didn’t he?

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      Where did he come?

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        Chainmail stocking

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    Ngl that would be legitimately hilarious and I would watch the shit out of it lol

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      Putin wouldn’t even play around with windows. He would get frustrated and shoot her himself like, at the most, 10 minutes into the interview.

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    I can imagine it. Do you think Europe could maybe invade the UK? That seems reasonable.

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    PUMP UP THE JAM starts playing in background

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    She isn’t the same person who broke the internet in the IT crowd though

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      I had the same exact thought the first time I saw her. They look surprisingly similar.

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      Katherine Parkinson 🔥🔥

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        TIL. Cunk’s real name is Diane Morgan.

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      The Elders of the Internet know who I am??

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      Too bad… I was gonna recommend someone to tell her Putin looked like a magician before the interview.

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      Nope. I thought that as well at first.

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    Uhm, who is that?

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      Putin is the dictator of Russia

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        A dictatorship is a system of government where the one person gets to help everyone out by making all the tough and boring governmenty decisions. But it’s also a system where the the one person making the decisons can be a really bad person, and therefore can make really bad decisions. So, yeah, swings and roundabouts.

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          The Rules for Rulers

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            The Rules for Rulers

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      Look up cunk on earth

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    Yeah, that ugly asshole has no sense of humour. He would have probably killed her 5 minutes in

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      Philomena must be protected!

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      Wh wh wha what did Cunk do to you y u y y our bastard

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        He’s talking about Putin I think.

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          Oh yea I’m just messing around.

          Putin’s really not the freak he’s made out to be lol if you actually watch the interview he MAKES FUN OF TUCKER for being a shill who tried to join the CIA, no sense of humor my ass lol

          Also, Tucker wasn’t able to keep up with him, Putin gave him unlimited time. He’s given 4 hour interviews in the past. Carlson did 2 then went and claimed on social media they had a more important discussion afterwards. Bullshit!

          Putin is obviously not someone I agree with just saying the way people talk about foreign leaders inaccurately is less helpful than what Carlson is doing in a way.

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            Whys your account only a day old?

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              Why am I listening to you type this from within your walls? Because I can do whatever I want. Because I don’t care if you think I’m a Russian bot because you got brainwashed by MSNBC or Fox being left on at the gym. I use it to fuel my anger. I am reformatting my whole mobile workflow. Set up NetNewsWire, Memmy, and Voyager.

              I make new accounts whenever I want for purposes as simple as testing different JSON settings files with some communities and instances blocked, on various instances.

              Your Russiagate paranoia won’t protect you anymore than the people on imageboards accusing everyone of being a language learning model

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                Ya know I didn’t actually think you were a Russian bot

                Now I’m curious lol

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                Damn buddy, way to explode with the littlest of prods

                Stay mad, I suppose 💋

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                  Sorry, do I know you? Do you need to imagine everyone online that you have a disagreement with as being hopping mad? Do you go around fantasizing about people online to feel better about yourself?

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                  Oh I understand what you mean. Fox and MSNBC being on in the gym are what’s driving my anger, not these misunderstandings. I wouldn’t be interested in clarifying things with people like this if I were like rage posting

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            That was not Pooty being Playful, that was him warning Carlson that he knows him and his secrets, and if he veers off script, well…let’s just say some of Carlson’s deep hidden secrets may come to light.

            But, of course, just Pooty doing the interview revealed a lot. It revealed that things are worse for Russia than Russia is acknowledging, because otherwise Pooty wouldn’t be doing an interview in the first place.

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              This is just democrat Qanon

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          We might need to start properly spelling GreatLeeder’s name as Puddin’ or something

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    who is this ?

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      That’s my mate Paul’s friend.

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      Cunk on Earth Trailer - BBC

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        Wow, she’s amazing 🤣

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          Yeah Sacha Baron Cohen cleans up nicely

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      Philomena Cunk

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        Ive wondered if this is her real last name

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          She is Diane Morgan. The character she plays was invented for Charlie Brooker’s series Weekly Wipe as a parody of a talking head interviewee along with a male counterpart named Barry Shitpeas.

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          Yes it is definitely Diane Morgan’s last name

          Edit - highly recommend her sitcom, Mandy

          If you like mental scarring

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    I am not working and I would still put money in the GoFundMe for this if one existed.

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