This meme was meant for me

I’m getting older and I find that I have a bit more trouble reading with my contacts in.

I had been just wearing my glasses and taking them off all the time as I’m pretty nearsighted.

The last week or so I’ve been experimenting with one contact. My natural nearsightedness takes care of the close stuff, then my corrected contact for anything past four feet or so.

All that to say, quite unnecessarily, that I’ve experienced the world as simultaneously fuzzy and clear and have been trying to figure out what’s blurry for days.

It’s been a rough one

And honestly, maybe a global nuclear war is the appropriate action.

I loved these two when I was a kid.

That lines up with my existential dread.

Cool. Cool cool.

Well, I guess I’ll be asking my Dr about that.

Well, shit. I hope so.

So, I had to get a MMR for school. Did this guy not go to school, or was it just my schools that wanted people vaccinated?

I remember my punk days, and my dying hair days. I’m thinking I’ve never tried being Asian. Is there a pamphlet or some bands I need to check out?

We’re their ant farm

Probably not for kid’s parties, but imagine your next team building exercise.

Makes it’s own peroxide. That’s sort of hard core.

Making pruno

It’s just good advice

It’s all I’ve ever wanted

Yeah, usually by the time you’re in the morning drinking (and not on vacation or something lol).

You’re also in the physical withdrawal symptoms, which can kill people or fuck up their brains

People can forget that when it comes to the South, this is a real old front.

We’re tired, and all this ride or die republicanism is because we’re still here. We need the help

64 million? Wtf, that seems like a lot

I’ve never even heard of those honorifics. What are they training it on Goebbels journal?