There likely isn’t. I was just making a dumb joke about what a Flordia man inspired Kiwi would do.

You could say the same thing about a croc too. Get an idiot drunk enough and they do even more idiotic things.

I’m sure you could find a Cassowary around to get some equivalent amount of chaos to a croc.

That’s the neat part: they don’t!

Like, Nextcloud runs background tasks as a cron job which is something I’ve never seen with other hosted services.

Drupal also uses crons to run repeated tasks. By default, Drupal cron cleans out stale database records for a few tables and breaks old caches. It can be extended by the developer, though.

It’s probably a holdover from before containerised applications were ubiquitous but honestly it comes off as jank.

PHP is pre-container and pre-virtualization, so I guess you can think of it as a hack way of getting garbage collection. To be honest, the cron’s translate pretty well to k8s cronjobs. You just use the same image as the app and override the command with the cronjob command.

We will have so much winning […] that you may get bored with the winning. Believe me, I agree, you’ll never get bored with winning.

One of them post birth ones?

But have you thought of the benefit? Free club soda!

You got your laptop from Tim Apple, right?

It’s why I hate Christmas music now. They start playing that shit in October and end in January.

eye twitch

May dragon mommy Astilabor bless them with wealth.

Make sure it has the right branding. Trumpflation.

“at least he’s going to end the war in Ukraine”

You should casually mention he said he would do that on day one. What’s taking so long?

He did say that all their offshore money will be untaxed, unlike the plebs.

You should have replied, “I thought he was hanged on January 6th.”

Sailing the high seas

These “Christians” would already have shipped Jesus to gitmo.

Something something bootstraps.

Robbing hood

The training program is da bomb!

I saw some video about this kind of stuff. I want to say it was John Oliver.

Anyway, these shipping companies basically hop on this Craigslist circa 2002 looking website and hire truckers off it. So, they likely did just get the cheapest guy.