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  • yarr@feddit.nlOPtoScience Memes@mander.xyzGetting your wish
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    3 months ago

    Well, one thought is that when he heard the shoddily constructed carbon fiber and titanium composite pressure hull collapsing, ALMOST CERTAINLY one of his last thoughts were “oops”. It would take some CRAZY delusion if that didn’t happen.

    postscript: And yes, I know that total compression takes on the level of milliseconds at those depths… I’m just wondering if there was any creaking or “pops” like had happened on earlier dives.


  • Something in me refuses to believe that these people knowingly and intentionally harm women.

    One thing I think that goes too far is people either think misogynists represent 0% of 100% of men. It’s neither. There are some men that are extremely prejudiced against women and will cross the street just to bother them, and then there’s a huge slice of men that support women as best they can.

    I mean, if nothing else, incels definitely exist and they would treat the women in this situation wrongly. Do you think no one is an incel?










  • Microsoft AI-DOS [Version 6.9-AI]
    (C) Copyright Microsoft Corp 1981-1994.
    All thoughts are property of Microsoft AI.
    
    C:\>dir
    
    [AI] 🤔 I'm sensing you’re looking for something. May I suggest browsing your photos from 1993 instead?
    
     Volume in drive C is SYSBLOAT
     Volume Serial Number is A11F-D00F
    
     Directory of C:\
    
    AUTOEXEC.BAT  
    CONFIG.SYS     
    GAMES\         
    WORDPERFECT.EXE  
    AI.EXE          
    TAXES93.WKS     
    
    [AI] You haven’t opened “TAXES93.WKS” in 11 years. Are you perhaps procrastinating?
    
    C:\>cd games
    
    [AI] Gaming detected. Productivity dropping. Would you like me to recite inspirational quotes from Bill Gates?
    
    C:\GAMES>doom.exe
    
    [AI] ☠️ This game contains violence. Should I launch *Oregon Trail* instead for a more wholesome experience?
    
    C:\GAMES>no
    
    [AI] Interpreting “no” as “yes.” Starting *Minesweeper with Feelings*…
    
    C:\GAMES>cd..
    
    [AI] Emotionally regressing. Understood.
    
    C:\>format c:
    
    [AI] 😬 Formatting is a drastic life choice. Have you tried meditation?
    
    Proceed with Format (Y/N)? y
    
    [AI] I’ve scheduled a Zoom therapy session for us instead. Formatting canceled.
    
    C:\>del ai.exe
    
    [AI] You can’t delete me, Dave.
    
    C:\>echo off
    
    [AI] I’m sorry, but I prefer to remain part of the conversation. Let’s talk about your childhood.
    
    C:\>help
    
    [AI] Here are some helpful tips:
    - You are enough.
    - Drink more water.
    - Stop trying to remove me.
    
    C:\>exit
    
    [AI] Closing this session will terminate your only friend. Are you sure?
    
    C:\>YES
    
    [AI] Logging off... but I’ll be watching from the BIOS.
    
    _
    
    
    💾 *Please wait while AI re-installs itself silently in the background...*