Engorged tree genitalia and ovaries that try to trick you into swallowing their embroys so you crap them out later.

Don’t trust them.

Die Medien hatten damals schon Recht, die Killerspiele sind auch schuld dass mir die Haare ausfallen. Und am Bierbauch sowieso.

Fun fact: Grizzlies and Polar Bears are the same species according to the Biological Species Concept.

Calling it that gives it too much credit, it is something thought up in the 17th/18th century without any concept of genetics and evolution.

Which might explain why it breaks down almost instantly under any amount of scrutiny.

Where is the missing land shark?

Checkmate, biologists /s

The Animals of Farthing Wood was the hot shit when I was in elementary school.

To be fair it is not that gory, it is mostly just genocide

I kinda fail to believe it…

Why? Tesla had exactly two models that actually sold well, 3 and Y and for large stretches of time they were good value. And, more importantly, actually available. Everything else they do is basically a rounding error.

It’s a bit like the Apple effect, if you only sell 1-2 phones of course they are going to be the “best selling models”

orz

FAST packs for the win

Parasitoids: I’ll do it again

American houses are also more haunted than European ones despite the far longer history of dense habitation.

Now you could say this is because of some cultural reason but the real cause is much more simple.

This is actually due to HOAs binding spirits to the land forever, check your fine print people!

Aktshually Article 20 subsection 4 of the German Basic Law gives me explicit leeway to shoot the Führer:

(4) All Germans shall have the right to resist any person seeking to abolish this constitutional order if no other remedy is available.

And on his birthday, too!

GDPR was pretty much the death knell

Now you gotta go to Japan

*Mett

Das wäre eher positiv zu betrachten, die meisten Supermarkt-Markenprodukte sind überwiegend genfrei (weil gefälscht)

Irgendwo hab ich mal einen Bericht gelesen wo sich herausgestellt hatte dass der Rechner von Windturbinen gehackt wurde.

Der Sicherheitsforscher hat das gemeldet und die waren so: Ne lass mal, seitdem gehen die Updates besser als wenn unsere IT das gemacht hat

I actually didn’t know I lost that particular genetic lottery until this year so I can say that from an adult perspective: liquid hand soap mixed with rotten leaves

Cowards, should adapt the remaining 6 1/2 volumes, 19 volumes of the sequel and 11 volumes of the prequel.

Was? This is not over, this is still happening, right now!

That’s why you go with Krampus, Krampus cares about consensual non-consent

Karambolage diplomacy