half assed grilled cheese sandwiches

this will absolutely not be the last time

Same.

The entire concept of mensa always rubbed me the wrong way

It just feels like its only purpose is to be a magnet for narcissists.

You’re supposedly one of the smartest people alive, and yet you somehow concluded that a good use of your limited time on Earth is to blow smoke up your own ass with a group of other pretentious jerkoffs who know how to cheese IQ tests

do not put your pets in an air fryer

they will not live longer

but then again I haven’t actually tested it, so maybe

I hate that we live in a time period where anti-gay politicians are around AND get votes

We’re still no better than back when we discriminated against left handed people

Like, are we always going to be fucking stupid? In 500 years are they going to be voting on a furry segregation bill while a meteor the size of Estonia is barrelling towards earth?

What’s your favourite strain

Which is your favourite

(that you can disclose without fully incriminating yourself)

This still assumes access to the fuel tank

We can work backwards and double down on this problem by making sure it remains inaccessible for as long as possible.

Ideally, you would want to weld the fuel hole shut, but that may be impractical. Depositing a cartoonish amount of very strong glue into the fuel cap cover can be a more realistic compromise.

Attempts to regain access may leave the fuel tank vulnerable where it can then be double tapped with bleach.

or just use a flathead screwdriver idk im high

$ git piss

this video

https://youtu.be/gRgIpMEcJdc

a lot

They didn’t have any abbreviations ready for that sentence

shit on my chest

Yeah I read the title and thought “wow that does not narrow it down”

would be a shame if someone took a comically large mallet and bopped them really hard on the top of their heads so that they become a completely flat disc and they have to breathe in really deep and exhale while holding their noses to unflatten themselves

Perhaps you’re nostalgic for when fewer boomers were online

My heart sank

when I finished reading the title

In public?!

expose your fetishes

now

you have no choice