Just build another bridge, duh

Hold on, I’ll be back in 16 years

I wish Smell-O-Vision had taken off. Smelling gunpowder during shootouts, food that’s being cooked on-screen, cum and pussy and ass during love scenes, diesel fumes in a subway.

It would probably still be way too expensive and complicated to be feasible but I won’t stop dreaming

You need a good private tracker

The Pentagon Pizza Report is off the charts right now. The nearest Domino’s is super busy and the local gay bar is empty.

Major shit is going down tonight

Liberals are not leftists

Wow, that’s super fucked up dude.

…let me know if you find one

Are you stupid or something?

This is why I got my ribs removed

Boner and a lonely fart

meow

That’s the last thing any leftist should want. A new party would only serve the GOP by splitting the vote.

Before we can have a viable third party, we absolutely need election reform.

Step 1: Take money out of politics. Overturn Citizens United and outlaw PACS. Ban Congress and Senate from having any investments. Taxpayers already pay for everything for them.

Step 2: Throw out the Electoral College because it does the opposite of what it was intended for.

Step 3+: Senate reform, ranked choice voting, redistricting to un-gerrymander, recall elections, and other basic democratic practices.

Breaking news: sky actually blue

Holy myspace Batman

Why do you write like a meme from 2008?

There’s another strip where Calvin asks where the sun goes when it sets. His dad says it sets in Arizona and that’s why it’s so hot there. And that’s still how I remember that the sun sets to the west.

They’re called tadpoles I think

What if everyone lined the streets and silently faced the other direction?

Pike fight hard af. I’m a big dude and I struggled with a mid size pike for like 15 minutes. The average femboy lacks the fishing skills and would probably give up and go kiss a boy or something

Climate change has increased the frequency and intensity of wildfires and decreased populations of seed-spreading and pollinating animals. The forests might be able to regenerate, but not at the rate at which they burn down.

And I’m positive that whoever is doing this makes sure they’re using native seeds.

That’s kind of a myth. Musa and the Mali empire were certainly wealthy for the time but you can’t really compare an emperor in the 14th century with a modern oligarch.

Musa liked to boast about his wealth at every opportunity. Like, he would tell people that gold grows like a plant in Mali while he threw gold bars at them. And all the reports of his immense wealth come from the people he encountered on his pilgrimage.

The amount of gold he brought (18 tons!) would be worth about $1.5B today. That was likely all of the gold the empire had collected during his reign. And it wasn’t technically his, it belonged to the empire.

The price of gold in Egypt dropped by about 15%, which was a lot but well within normal fluctuations. He also ran out of gold on the return trip and had to beg for loans which he never repaid.