I own this series and recently (~ 6 months) pulled it out and re-read it. Pretty much held up. Fun read, especially the first time around when you don’t know what to expect. Highly recommend!

Castellanos hit the grand slam.

Wrong.

Nothing about the DMV has ever been described as “easy”.

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Yay?

The joke still lands, though!

Poor kid. When your own mom calls you sweaty, you don’t have a chance.

There are no actual atheists who write, let alone visit, this website.

Master with a capital? Seriously?

There was no indication of this (continued /s).

Even Biblical writers were not that dumb. They said Joseph was all, Bullshit, but I still have the feels." So he was going to quietly break their engagement.

Then an angel appeared in his dreams and said, “It’s true, bro, you can trust us.”

Not saying it’s a great story, but it’s slightly more believable.

I know it’s so very early, but it just does my heart good to see that .725 winning percentage.

…with the rock.

You should totally ask a man about their salary. Loudly and in front of many people.

They do have a distinctive call.

About time.

Under on NY.

Over on Toronto.

Over on TB.

Way over on Baltimore.

I’m gonna say about equal on Boston, but I wish them poorly.

That’s not how a two party system works.

If it’s anything like my feline, it is not appreciative.

Remember to don’t sweat the petty stuff and don’t pet the sweaty stuff.

Happy cake day.