Headline tomorrow: “Other Hits Other. Three Dead.”

Love Wulff & Morgenthaler

You’re not really into sarcasm, aren’t you.

Thanks to tourists getting all the pickpockets attention, french locals are mostly safe. I never had an issue. That’s why I’d like to say to American tourists: come on, just need to chill out. It’s just a wallet and phone. Give it away, you’ll have a great story to share when you get back home.

the man Lobs Law Bombs

The printer was removed from my library years ago because it was broken: they didn’t have anybody to fix it and didn’t want to buy a new one.

This is me. Now that I work from home, if I need to print something (maybe 3 times per year), I use a mailing service that will print a pdf and send it to my place. It cost 2€ per document, takes 2-3 days to arrive, but it is still cheaper and less painful than buying a printer.

Frankenstein. Robert de Niro.

Anything Luc Besson. The scenarios are at most generic stereotypes with empty characters, with the usual ultra cringe sexy girl-child. People love his 5th Element, which is at best a generic action-scifi B movie, with no inspiration except purely stealing from Moebius. He doesn’t know how to hold a camera, and he’s even worse when it comes to editing. As a French, I’m surrounded by people who grew up with his movies and are very emotional about it so I can’t say it too loud but… I hate it soooo much. (and yeah, he’s a sex offender… who could have guessed?)

make it 150€ in Paris.

Norwegian fjords are freaking deep. When you’re on the shore of Sognefjord, you’re standing in front of a 1300m deep canyon filled with ocean water.

Dude wants to win at work. I win at life.

in French: pets de nonne (nun’s farts)

yeah, but we don’t kill people anymore, that’s a fascist thing. Only the far right wants the guillotine back.

100% sure they used the hamster as a fridge magnet.

No Doubt got my teenage brain horny

Public Enema

… and that’s why I want search engines to not record my search history.

We have unions, a variety of political parties and many organisations who have decades, even a century of experience on how to organise rallyes. The only thing common people have to do it show up. And still, most French won’t go even if they sympathise with the message (I almost never do it).