Have you ever heard of hay fever?

Bullet was a pretty good movie.

Sometimes semen smells like bleach. Therefore, it must logically kill germs.

There was clearly a modifier in front of the word “empty.” There is a huge difference between saying, “empty” and “how empty.” Perhaps you have some sort of agenda that kept you from realizing that.

Go read about how empty Las Vegas is and all the people scratching their heads wondering why no one wants to come. Personally, I think the people who say they don’t know are lying or stupid.

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Pleistocene

I discovered Fly My Pretties when I was trying to come up with a name for my band. I thought of “Fly My Pretties,” Googled it to see if it was taken, and up pops this wonderful band that has been active for years.

That explains why the butler was looking shifty when he announced brunch …

I agree with you.

Ah, thank you for quoting my words back to me. Now kindly fuck off.

Lemme just reach into my giant money bag … Hey, who took my giant money bag!?

Are you a scientist?

Someone should repeat the study. That’s all I’m saying. If the criticism is that the study was too small or done too long ago, or whatever. The anti-science crowd are the ones who reason away the results of science with no basis of fact. If you disagree with the facts, it is your responsibility to disprove them.

Which is why someone should repeat the study to confirm or contradict it.

If you disagree with the science, perhaps you should do your own study?

Hold my Kevin

This is the way. Waxes, oils, and even shellac are not durable finishes that will hold up under the kind of wear a desk top will be subjected to.

Also, a fine acoustic guitar will have a very slight arch in the back and front. (About 1/16 - 1/8") That means that if there is some movement in the wood because of humidity, that movement tends to increase or decrease the arch, rather than splitting the wood apart.

Be the change you want to see in the world

Maybe pay a musician or two?