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Cake day: April 25th, 2026

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  • Someone@sopuli.xyztoMemes@sopuli.xyzJust to make sure
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    2005: Please insert your username & password.

    2015: Your fingerprint (if you don’t mind).

    2020: For extra security and age verification, show your face to the camera (to your knowledge, the cam is always running in the background anyway).

    2026: All of the previous conditions plus re-captcha.

    2030: Go to the bathroom and give us a nude, to make sure you are not an alien. (Already naked? click here)








  • Bruh screw android and its updates, it fucked up and it keeps getting worse, its updates are very occasional, at least if they were worthy then fine i’m with ya, but no, they are just junk, they slow down my phone and are many times buggy; it keep restricting users and developers under the term of ‘security’, go fuck ur security, I know what I’m doing, either gimme full control over my property or fuck off. This is MA phone NOT urs!

    When I get a new phone, I’ll either find a way to get an old android version like v10, or just find another system.