Not buying teslas will become actually illegal if anyone points out it’s not actually illegal. Mandatory Patriotism Teslas for all Americans.

They don’t tend to acknowledge or believe trans men exist anyway. It’s not on their radar.

Because the only meaningful political move for Republicans today is to follow Trump. If they push back they get cut from the pack and lose support.

They also make you show up to a US embassy and tell the American flag you don’t want to be friends anymore.

(only half kidding)

Stupid college kids mostly. The smaller people in the crowd (particularly women) just got hauled into the air by the excited crowd. Wasn’t great.

I was at a concert once where they had the band actually stop the show to tell people to stop crowd surfing because nine had already gone to the hospital.

Which was good on them because random people were being lifted into the air and thrown on the floor, whether they wanted to be or not.

Sign up to find bugs.

Finds bugs.

Mfw

I misread this as “Finnish Leopard”

And spent way too long trying to spot a snow leopard hiding in it…

Ah yes, I certainly couldn’t have understood that without shopping and swimwear discount sales analogies.

Get those bikini tops half off boys! First sale! WOO

Spiders.

It’s even an official collaboration with Microsoft 😅

You can try the official excel integration!

https://www.eveonline.com/eve-academy/excel-add-in

https://support.eveonline.com/hc/en-us/articles/8165207770524-EVE-Online-Excel-Add-in

There are ways to pull the API into excel or Google sheets as well but that’s generally a fair bit more work, so I’d suggest seeing if this fits your needs first.

I never trust meta statistics anymore because you know they’re filling out their “numbers” with bots to try and keep their stock prices up.

In terms of real users I bet bluesky has already surpassed them.

Nah, I love my extroverts. They do what I repeatedly fail to do, and help pull me into the conversation and actually get some social interaction rather than sulking quietly in a corner.

Extroverts that know how to pull introverts into social interaction are the best and I have often looked up to them.

This is what you get when your customer service is trained on millions of lines of furry porn.

Incredible. I still can’t believe companies have release this shit to the public.

Next pride month is going to be super awkard

All of the above until the left can reformat the democrats like the tea party reformatted the Republicans.

Getting this email is career goals

Your daughter sounds awesome.

I tried running mint on a new laptop I bought.

Because the hardware was newer I ran into issue after issue trying to get various drivers and basic things functioning.

Moved to Endeavor, smooth as ice, everything just worked.

So at least from my experience hardware age seems to matter too.