We stopped hearing credible stories of vampires around the same time we invented sunscreen.

Coincidence?

This unironically sounds incredibly kickass, and has the potential to turn into a buddy-comedy where the vamp and the wolf are always at each other’s throats and the mage is the tired babysitter just trying to keep them both alive until the operation is finished

As a long time WOD fan I’d be completely down to play a game that involves entirely different rule books for each character. I think the interplay of mage and vampire magic would be super cool to explore. I think it would be very funny to try and sneak a Garou into a vampire meetup under the guise of being a shitty Gangrel. I think a determined and pissed off Mage is an extremely high quality companion during a blood hunt.

Unfortunately, actually pulling this game off would require near encyclopedic knowledge of like five books from all players, and would require a near superhuman effort from the GM, and I don’t have three other friends that are as autistic about this as I am.

Elon Musk has a ketamine habit, a dozen kids with as many women, and there’s no way he wasn’t repeatedly kicked in the nuts as a teenager.

You might be on to something here.

malicious rattling begins in the distance

Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect immortal machine?

In my talons, I shape clay, crafting life forms as I please. Around me is a burgeoning empire of steel. From my throne room, lines of power careen into the skies of Earth. My whims will become lightning bolts that devastate the mounds of humanity. Out of the chaos, they will run and whimper, praying for me to end their tedious anarchy. I am drunk with this vision. God: the title suits me well.

I do love GLadOS, but she doesn’t hold even half a candle to SHODAN.

American Christian temples and churches are all boring and austere because having fun or enjoying anything is a sin. They are not representative of temples as a whole, but their constituents think they are (or else think they should be).

And “sinus rhythm” in this case would be… normal sinusoidal heart function, right?

Incredible. Thanks for the translation.

Can someone translate this into English for the ones who aren’t doctors or biologists?

This sounds like someone was having a heart attack and they started playing with his butthole. I’d appreciate if someone could tell me that’s not the case.

Not to mention if these fuckers weren’t making it so goddamn difficult to get GA surgery, then maybe she wouldn’t have had to have been hanging dong in the locker room. I am quite confident that’s not something she does because she wants to.

Absurdism - How to Party At the End of Meaning

I very much love exurb1a but I think I particularly love this one most of all.

No man can hide from the ravages of Time. It (and by extension, they) can reach you no matter where you try to hide away, corners or no.

I love those in particular just because of how absolutely inescapable they are. If the Hounds are hunting you then you’re going to be found. Period, done, end of story. You can’t exist in a place that has geometry without throwing open a door for them.

I’m sure at least one mad wizard has sealed himself inside a perfect spherical prison with no corners only to find that the Cornerhounds don’t much care what corners they come from, and your knees and elbows work just fine if better solutions aren’t available.

I’d argue DnD is no different and we only see it less because half the DnD player base is busy home brewing Pathfinder content into 5e

Second this. No idea how, why, or if it’s actually true. But anecdotally it feels true.

Man I love those. I take email addresses from customers as part of my work, and I see a hundred firstname.lastname@email.com every day.

When I see one come through that’s like BOOTYLOVER69-420@ it makes my day noticeably better. Normalize more stupid emails in business settings.

Amazon happened

If you’re already going in for the custom fit, may as well get one you’re happy with

Sure, maybe. But my yard has frogs and fireflies in it and my neighbors’ don’t. That seems pretty empirical to me.