Sand on the nips just doesn’t seem to cut it in this context…

Frog has long been a slur for French people. I leave it as an exercise for the reader to work out the rest.

That’s not realistic. They’d never use real names like “Bobby”.

Reminds me of how I warm up premade naan bread from the supermarket: I quickly run it under tap water (like, a second, maybe two if I’m taking it straight out of the freezer) before placing into a pre-heated oven that I immediately switch to broil. The water gets absorbed, making the inside soft and moist even as the outside crisps up.

Could stay technically true with a pun:

…and the love of my wife, Justin.

Especially with a name like OCD School Board. You’d think they’d pay attention to the details…

Faraday, after demonstrating how moving a magnet through a coiled wire induced a current in the wire was asked by a visiting statesman what was the use of this.

Faraday responded, “In twenty years, you will be taxing it”

Similarly, at a demonstration of hot air balloons in France, Benjamin Franklin was asked “Of what use is this?”

Franklin replied, “Of what use is a newborn baby?”

My own pet peeve is UI components whose associated action is divorced from the components interaction feedback.

For example, a button that seems visibly pressed (even lights up! Maybe there’s even audio or haptic feedback!) but once you release, nothing actually happens because you were supposed to press it or hold it down for slightly longer.

This even happens with physical controls: in some elevators you can press a floor button such that it lights up momentarily, and even beeps, and yet the elevator doesn’t register the command and you have to press again, longer.

Harvey Wallbanger?

Would you believe them if they said they ruled it out?

I heard countertop banana stand owners tend to also own banana hammocks.

Then you don’t know what Roku is either. Because it’s definitely a steaming service, too.

For example, they got the exclusive on Weird Al Yankovic’s “Weird”. I watched that on Roku. The first time. But I found the ads so grating that I pirated it so I could rewatch it without the annoyance.

Can we get Huey Lewis’s take on this?

Aux États-Unis, Trump était bien connu, bien avant d’être élu. Il était déjà une célébrité. Ça l’a d’ailleurs beaucoup aidé dans sa campagne.

Much of the province of Québec is already boycotting them since January, after they closed all their warehouses here to prevent them from unionizing.

Only if you bring your own house with you.

I’ve just been hoping that every meeting Trump has with other heads of state, they bring him a gift of a dozen eggs from their country, while saying something like: “I heard these are hard to come by here, so I thought I’d bring you a treat!”

But like, each one of them does it, at every new meeting, just to irritate and humiliate him.

I’m still hoping something will happen on Mar 10.

Kakistocracy. You’re gonna hear this word more and more over the next 4 years.

“Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate… leads to suffering!”

Kinda simplistic, but, boy does it help explain MAGA!