He intentionally bunted the ball so the girl would have a cute small chest instead of huge fake tits. He didn’t even try to hit a home run.

Honestly they should just make that the musical performance next go. Sounds metal as hell

Thanks I clicked into the comments to post this. How did they think this???

Air Force Bum 🇺🇸

I’m a very recent convert. I downloaded mint a couple months ago after seeing that my entire steam library was rated as highly compatible on protondb. At first I planned to dual boot but I didn’t have any reason at all to use windows and finally just took the plunge and made Mint my daily, and sole, driver

The same one, I hope, and just in different outfits

This is basically my dad

Hehe “borrowed”

This is a hilarious solution

I mean, it might be different from prostitution specifically, but it’s still sex work. She may have balked at the taboo term “prostitute” but it’s really not far different from sugaring. A SB just needs to be a more convincing actress.

You know, Disney is an awful mega corporation, but wow would I love to see them turn on this administration with their full ire. The mouse v swasticars

Lmao this guy thinks there will still be elections

Sounds kinky, I’m in!

He missed that boycott includes “boy”

Hmmmm I dunno. Can you get a doctor to tattoo his signature around your bellybutton?

But what do you do when people ask you to prove you were born?

You know what, I’d be happy either way!

Can you agree to take him then rescind the offer when he’s in the middle of the Atlantic, and we both lock our doors and pretend not to hear him knocking?

She eats cereal like she’s actually living in the last of us. I wonder if she also eats cold, expired beans directly out of a can she opened with a hunting knife

Hilarious reason to be banned. Be gay, do crime my friend.