Can anyone please explain this one?

I saw a documentary that explained that skeletons make xylophone sounds as they walk.

He tells you his name is Jimmothy Plimmothy.

Nice. Now I can have two grapes!

I once showed up 8 hours late for work. My boss wanted our team to have three eight hour shifts but he kept changing the start times and team members so much no one knew when anyone else was working unless they checked the schedule. When I showed up that day I realized I should have worked the previous shift, and another manager asked what I was still doing there. I picked up a clip board and told him I need to check some things. Basically I just stopped in front of various things, nodded slowly, then drew a picture. My boss saw me and said I was a shining example of what to do.

I’ve been thinking about making the switch. How difficult do you find it to play steam games on your setup?

David Attenborough: The bears…you know what I don’t even know. Sometimes nature just does this stuff and I need to explain it calmly, and today I just can’t.

Even when I would do a lot of lessons early it would pester me later on in the day to practice more.

Der Antwort ist immer „C“

Shell shocked mosquito: There is a land lads, bristling with barbed wire so thick ye see not sun nor moon. Where ye go in to feed but may never return.

Imagine him missing and shooting the inventor in the nards.

Bury me face down in this thing so the whole world can kiss my bootie.

One of them appears to be married…or it’s the one ring.

GROND

I ride my bichael to my jobathan.

In paint be sure to make a bunch of random lines and then use the fill bucket to fill in random colors in the spaces.

Steady…steady…AND I DIED IN TWO SECONDS.

Be me.
T-72 company commander.
7 days to Rhine.
Unstoppable tank charge.
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NATO No.
NATO STOP.
Barely get away with my life.
Tell battalion commander we got ambushed by Abrams.

I never promote the pawn because I am a bad employer.

That one mushy moldy strawberry that snuck in: “Now to corrupt the entire batch! Muhahaha!””