A nice bossa nova song about ducks

Zeus to anyone, including himself

Go suck a tampon dry

I make good pastries

I use ‘my liege’ and ‘boss’ quite a bit.

Citation needed? Nice try CIA I ain’t no snitch.

People are fucking morons

Your lips to Gods ears

We don’t have enough fancy people in robes over here, it’s actually a huge component of the insecurity of Americans that we don’t really have the cultural history of the rest of the world ( since we violently genocided the existing one we found when we got here )

As Lincoln proved, we need more Big Hats

Learning that Life survived Snowball Earth gave me a huge sense of comfort.

In Stardew Valley Extended you can marry either a 40-50 year old investor named Olivia or the Wizard. I often marry the Wizard.

I think it’s mountains?

Too fucking late

Bad

I salvaged my PC case from an abandoned meat packaging plant converted into a temporary police search and seizure back in the Bush Jr years that would rent space out for Airsoft. They just let us have access to that abandoned plant, and Lord Jesus were there biohazards.

Still, it’s a good case.

Now you get the appeal of Stardew Valley

My favorite combo is communist space birds that blew up their planets a long time ago. Make them communal but quarlesome and natural engineers and you have yourself a good time. Bonus points for Genesis Arks just because the idea of creating presapients on Habitats is really funny. Uplift them and then the Glorious Revolution is eternal.

Famously even fascists don’t win forever.

Suffer

Encourage them to volunteer

Oh my friend I have suggestions! In particular, Stardew Valley Extended and Ridgeside Village add so much content to the game they could be considered non official DLC.