Unfortunately there definitely are real ones. I know them and try to avoid them as much as possible

I learned railway history from Hell on Wheels

PPBBBBTTTHHH!

“Friendship ended with Musk, Zucks my best friend now”

They aren’t superstitious, but they’re a little stitious

ctrl-z… ctrl-z…CTRL-Z

“I discovered a new bird, and you will not believe what this fluffy little guy did to me!”

Also, ensuring to never copy and paste commands but to type them in manually yourself. It’s hard to enforce this on yourself, but worth it.

“Command: sido not found…”

No it’s 3

I think a big part of the problem for 30s+ gamers is that we grew up hearing how gaming = lazy bums, and it’s hard to break away from that. I think in company of other gamers it’s cool, but you still expect non-gamers to judge you

Makes me kinda glad I cashed out my measley 401k in December.

Quack

I remember when I was younger and would lay on my back throwing a baseball up in the air and catching it, that I could watch it go up and not follow it with my eyes as it goes down and still have my hand in the right spot to catch it

Now I ask ya. Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

I remember opening my PS2 to clean like a quarter inch of dust off the laser. And then losing money when trading it in to GameStop because the seal was broke

He tried to sell us a two week timeshare, and we took that idiot for FOUR weeks haha

At that point, I noticed that Big Dick was actually an 8 story tall crustacean from the protozoic era.

The ones around here, everyone just slows down getting to that intersection, and then picks up speed again after crossing through

I am outraged at the lack of photo evidence of how Bucky drinks water