This person probably goes to the office and sits in her own private room by herself, because she can’t focus with the loud plebs on the big open office floor

You have to use your 3D monocle for this one

I went jogging, misstepped and then had back pains for the next 3 weeks. I walked like Quasimodo the first couple of days.

I think it’s more that in Europe there’s freedom for citizens, in the US there’s freedom for corporations.

“Get off the internet, I need to call grandma!”

And literally not knowing which websites exist out there and having no search engine to look em up

Nice try enemy time traveler!