For me it’s the sound of the garage door opening.

I would have thought that my personal gay porn consumption would have shot Oregon to the top. Nice to know I’m just a droplet in a big wide ocean.

Why make negative and positive values different shades of the same color. Terrible graphic.

If it’s a zoom I just shit with my headphones on.

Woosh

I don’t think anyone is seriously upset about it but it is #justcorporatethings.

I think it’s the phrasing that comes off out of touch.

Like expecting that we should be super grateful to the management that they are “giving us back” 4 minutes of “our time” (that we will likely have to spend doing work for the company anyway) even though there is literally nothing else to discuss.

4 minutes may not even be enough time for a bathroom break.

It’s probably only relatable if you have a corporate job.

This question doesn’t find enthusiastic workers. It finds workers willing to lie to your face to get some money.

Benefits?

Whatever you do, please record it so the rest of us can live vicariously through you.

The monkey paw grants your wish but all the trains are built by Boeing.

I’m sad for you. I hope you see some sexy bears.

First gays stole the rainbow. Now they’re taking all the other cool colors too!

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por que no los dos?

These people are sick in the head.

And all religions miraculously still have high numbers of dickheads. Some more than average.

https://loops.video/v/8WPZ9PETjT

Just got back from the downtown Portland one (have a class I need to go to so I couldn’t stay long). It was overwhelming with how many people were there of all ages. And there are several of these happening simultaneously in our city.