Don’t grow facial hair if it looks like you glued pubes to your face. Shit, not a problem now since this self important fuck got cleaned out.

It really is a bummer to have such a legitimately retarded man just riding this country into the earths crust all Slim Pickens style.

Religion is an absolute rotting cancer

Why does tulsi choose to look like she steals Dalmatian puppies on the weekends?

The notification sound on gchat or slack makes my eye twitch.