Tastes amazing.

I’ll take 2 please. Just in case.

Thoughts and prayers for soon.

And you have to sing it… because

adorable

Most definitely adguard.

Made me laugh hard.

A Russian. Armored. Tractor. The sheer concept. The greatest military power. With their armored tractors. It becomes funnier every time I say it.

Me first! Smoke bomb!

A million bajillion percent.

Pass the munchies. Here we go!

Just the females? Doesn’t seem equal. Edit: y’all get sarcasm, right?

Thank you for your service. Thank you.

Preach On!

Good kitty

It’s just because they can’t handle how fabulous you are. You have power.

Taught elementary for about 25 years. I can attest to the oddball questions coming from little folks just like him.

Little sociopath tears. In other words, bull!

Nobody’s standards should be that low. You may need some help my friend.

My ex wife.