who doesn’t wish to have a fat butt

Pretty complete explanation, appreciate it a lot!

Yeah this is excellent

The best you can do to deal with stress eating is to plan for such a contingency. Make sure your fridge and pantry are stocked with complex carb snacks, and make food that is too caloric dense less available. Your lizard brain will be less likely to want to binge if food isn’t as easily accessible. Complement snacks with protein so you get satisfied faster, stuff like eating a piece of chocolate with a pint of greek yogurt and a bunch of splenda REALLY REALLY hits the spot without putting on a lot of calories, there are probably a bunch of low-cal high-protein recipes online which you can try for emergency cravings. I have to disagree a little bit with calorie counting, only do this if you’re really unsure as to where the extra calories are coming from and until you get a feel for caloric contents on food, but in my case it just made my ED worse in the long run, so I’d be cautious if you think you have an ED already. And yeah sleep well, not sleeping well makes you waaay hungrier, but you already know this. The most important thing is to not beat yourself up if you end up binging, it happens. There’s really no hurry and you should take your time.

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im built different

haha… yea… i feel sad for them also…

there’s degrees to “falling for that shit” though. the cost of minting an NFT is literally negligible for the coca cola company, and the upside is enormous if it becomes an irrational market like bitcoin was. otoh, making a game centered around NFTs is sad as fuck, those people got screwed hard.

also, this is just my perception, but it could’ve been the other way around even. bitcoin became an irrational market because there was some purity to its conception: it was merely an unfeasible currency theory put into action, so libertarians could masturbate over it. as lousy as the theoretical pinnings of bitcoin are, there were no companies getting in on the action from the getgo. it wasn’t meant to be a casino, it just devolved into one. companies getting day one onto the NFT train just made it way more obvious that it was meant to extract profit from compulsive gamblers, and the unsightliness accelerated their demise. it was just too on the nose for most people.

lmao yeah, i’ve been saving money like fucking mr scrooge this year believing that at some point this year there were going to be massive cuts, and i was right! there were massive cuts, except i didn’t get the axe. so now i have months worth of savings, probably a year if i get really really frugal (just rent, and amenities and basic food stuff) and i’m sooo tempted to just quit and do nothing. take the chance to work out in public parks or something. write a book. start a psych rock band. make a video game.

true and brave opinion. i’m not even white, i truly irredemably love vanilla ice cream. it’s so good dude.

i fucking love affogato

It mimicked the aesthetic and sounds of folk music but none of the content.

The whole hipster subculture was a grotesque imitation of working class americana, is it a coincidence that it emerged shortly after the subprime mortgage crisis? no it isn’t, shopping from goodwill became popular out of necessity and then the aesthetics of thrifting emerged as a response because rich people felt alienated from the moment (the moment being the 2008 financial crisis). the saddest thing are fascists today trying to co-opt hipster aesthetics, a coarse imitation of an imitation that only vaguely retains its working class signifiers. a trend so passé that even having hipsters as the butt of the joke feels completely out-of-touch.

bro i never left, i still listen to Lo Boob Oscillator and pester people with comments about how brilliant its krautrock-influenced motorik interlude is, i never even watched high fidelity

horrible song lol, but he had a couple viral hits on tiktok a few years back as well that are less detestable (but still bad)

that comment does me well. it does me well.

they’re all rich unless they’re some sort of local novelty noise punk band barely scraping by through dive bar performances. or alternatively, an exception

imagine dragons survived and it’s doing worse shit than that

it’s like eating solero split lime ice cream with a hint of cotton candy

i could’ve told them sweet and sour go well together but i guess chatgpt can tell them that too

lara croft should be yassified at all times

I had a dream one of the chapo boys stalked me and somehow infiltrated my whatsapp contact list and he was reacting with laughing-crying emojis to all of my whatsapp messages and i didn’t know if he was mocking me or if he actually found them funny anyway that was my dream