Ah yes, Firebase. The Google version of leaking all your company data through a public S3 bucket

I remember when they launched and started pushing it in the Android dev community. Actually won a Google Pixel at a Firebase sponsored hackathon in my town…after that I never touched Firestore again. Using that ACL language to restrict access, you could see the massive foot gun from a mile away

Another Harambe event has disturbed our timeline…

STEP AWAY FROM THE WHEEL!!1!

So what I get from this: You can probably just lick it. Odds are in your favor

It’s probably also why we all have to sleep at some point. The simulation alots each of us processes some computation time and pauses threads in a round-robin fashion, giving the illusion of true parallelism.

Don’t let the sim pause you! Take meth!!1!

I see your pitiful vibe coding and raise you… SPITE CODING 👿

Inside you there are two snails…

Do you at least have some local commits to get back to? Or did your job remove the .git folder as well? 👀

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Childish take: man that sucks

Serious take: fuck them for endangering their users like that! This should have business ending, as well as personal consequences for the company and people involved. There’s very real potential for people getting seriously harmed by this 🤬

Oh look at all the little worms popping up, sensing their moment

Let’s goooo! This has gotten ~400.000 signatures just during lst 4 or 5 days.

Less than 70k to go now. We can get this over the finish line!

Mmmmmh steak…

You take Adderall so I assume you have been diagnosed by a psychiatrist/neurologist, and other possible causes for uncontrollable behavior have been ruled out (e.g. manic episodes)?

Other than that, what helped me most was actually sitting down with a psychologist for some good old cognitive behavioral therapy to better understand my responses to the world around me and learn strategies and tools to help me navigate my daily live :)

What I’ve learned during my now 16 years of adulthood living with ADD: stay the fuck away from most productivity hacks you find online. They’re not for you, they’re for neurotypicals and will most likely make you feel like a useless piece of shit when they will inevitably fail to work.

You have an executive function disorder, so the first thing that goes out the window when you’re not at your 100% best is routines and plans (you know the stuff others can cling to and keep doing automatically even when everything else in their lives comes crashing down).

Sorry, that last part was a bit of a ramble 😅

Having had a cursory look through the docs about Stripe Connect, it looks like you’re not doing business directly with stripe anymore(?).

These plugins you’re using are acting as a “Platform” in the below diagram and make API requests on your behalf with their own Stripe Secret Key and your account id [0].

So I guess the credentials you’re sharing is “just” the auth credential for the platform which will then turn around and will make API calls to stripe on your behalf.

The way I see it you’d have to implement the API calls yourself and ditch the whole Stripe Connect/Platform model in order to be in charge. Although this is probably not worth it for you because you’ll probably drown in PCI-DSS requirements

[0] https://docs.stripe.com/connect/authentication

Also means if Russia decides to attack at night, Lithuania is shit out of luck 😄

Just to put some context to this: the German contingent fighting for Operation Enduring Freedom in Afghanistan was about that same size

So for our military that is a really big deployment

I guess if you trace her German-American father’s heritage, you’d find their family name likely came from the German “Erhardt” or something like that… So in that case yes, the original pronunciation of the family name (and indeed the way German people say her name today) it would actually sound like “Air heart”

The only acceptable French response:

Always trying to one-up the US 😄