IF I WENT TO HOGWARTS I WOULD USE PHYSICAL VIOLENCE

NO MAGIC SPELLS ARE GONNA WORK ON ME

I’D BE SNAPPING SOME WANDS SUPLEXING THE GOBLINS

POLYJUICE POTION?

NAH IM DRINKING CREATINE.

WENGARDIUM LEVIOSA?

HOW BOUT YOU SHUT THE HELL UP.

AVADA KEDAVRA?

AVADA THESE NUTS.

If anything, in my 30 years I’ve learned degrees only mean so much. Someone without a degree but with actual on the job experience will out perform a new grad any day of the week.

Frankly the university system has become a way to make sure the poor stay poor.

I always felt like Breath of the Wild was Lord of the rings animated by studio Ghibli the videogame.

I feel like America is an alcoholic who is hitting rock bottom.

There’s a YouTuber, struthless, who talks about his struggle with addiction, and one thing he said was “when you hit that snag in your life that feels like everything is ending, ask ‘how can this be the best thing to ever happen to me?’”

Maybe that’s what we need to start doing. We need to sober up and stop this cycle.