I scored 16/21 on https://e-mail.wtf/ and all I got was this lousy text to share on social media.

Damn, and here I thought I had this locked down because I was salty that so many places struggle with + in the email addy. But my god, there’s comments?

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Got me beat!

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Not to mention they’ll finally understand all those “THIS IS MY HOLE” references!

It’s a twos kind of day, innit

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alias cls=clear

My first language was QB, so it makes me chuckle.

Also, alias cim=vim. If I had a penny…

Bothered me significantly in the will they/won’t they dynamic of The Office.

The hell kind of sick joke is this?

The conquistadors literally drug women out into the valleys underneath where the Inca were barricaded up and raped them so their screams would echo up to the besieged, whom they later either slaughtered or enslaved, and beheaded the rulers after forcibly converting them to Catholicism and hid their remains so they couldn’t be worshipped in Inca tradition. Is that what you consider “just fucking”?

Y’know, I haven’t seen it! Thanks for pointing it out, I’ll have to give it a go this year

300 - the actor who is kicked into the pit

A few years ago I did a kick of watching all of the Christmas Carols that have been made since film started. It really was my favorite of them all. Would recommend watching the others, though. There were no bad takes in my experience

Yeah youse just gotta tie a string to the pin so’s it’s safe to remove

Well, back in the day cigarette companies paid to be in the movies. This timeline puts it back to the very first “talkies” cigarette companies were already shouldering their way in and making sure that they were associated with sex and cool. Everyone was smoking on screen because films were big tobacco ads.

It was dark. I was expecting cartoon fun. I watched an animated shoe get executed.

I had a good laugh. You’ve got me there, it does get really quite brutal.

Honestly, I think the gumshoe is the protagonist and noir is the genre, and I think Hoskins nails it in that context: a hard-boiled 40s private eye struggling with the weighty awfulness of the world, in a world whose weighty awfulness happens to be the result of getting mixed up with cartoons. But yeah, if you’re expecting a muppets comedy instead of film noir, it’s a hard rugpull.

It’s definitely a film where, in hindsight, I still go “they rated that PG? That should’ve been PG-13 easy”

Oh damn I do the strawberry kefir (the drinkable yogurt) but haven’t tried the vanilla, I’ll have to give it a swig for sure

I fell asleep during:

• Guardians of the Galaxy
• Guardians of the Galaxy 2
• Dune
• Dune 2

Though for Dune I was already of the opinion that the book was a dogshit plot set in an interesting universe, so I was already biased.

Oh damn I think this is the only film where I’m like “Damn, you didn’t enjoy that?”

But hey, that’s why they make vanilla and chocolate, right?

The groan I emitted in-theatre at the “but what about the power of love?” line is brought up whenever this movie is mentioned among the group with whom I watched it

I’ll bite: I powered on my computer. My bios started which started my init process, which started my daemons, which started my login manager (maybe slim), which started my DE (maybe gnome), which I use to go to my browser in order to watch other people stream video games.

I’m dicey on what the browser is being used for - maybe security software? - but I feel like it’s plausible.

Well that’s the sort of thing that might end up with you getting a rod in your knee