My favorite part is when the person doing this dies unexpectedly so all the loved ones keep getting well wishes from beyond the grave

Wow you’re right. I wonder why I associate them with Yankees in my mind

Dang you’re right, thanks 👍🏻

Have you ever traveled below the Mason Dixon line and what was your experience as Yankee?

The reposts are part of a conspiracy to distract you from the real news which is that the Danish Ministry of Digitalization is switching to LibreOffice

What in the Asheville

The bureaucrat was possibly just following some vague guidance about negative depictions of US leadership

Does it have to be a spare? What if it’s my daily driver and I like living on the edge?

I never smoked but dang I could go for a nice upper decky lip pillow right now, yum

But I won’t, because once I have one, I want another one, and another one, and then weeks have gone by and I have a stack of empty cans and why do I even need this stuff again? Stupid drug.

Yeah, what this guy said!

The Mesosphere!

“Slow down, this ain’t the mainland!”

Duuude, what does mine say? Sweet! What does mine say?

Haha, dumbass! You’re great 👍🏻

Does that mean they can bite into the ice cream without their teeth hurting?!

Always a good idea to harvest just before they begin drop their spores!

YEEHAW

Even better, this is Chinese communist capitalism!

The penis mightier than the sword