Don’t feel bad, your bread and cheese are good, and you have healthcare and vacations, even with the uncivilized stuff…

I am so looking forward to my time in hell when I meet the devil and he says “yeah bro, that was pretty bad, but have you ever dealt with an LG washing machine? I have the engineer coming in next week. Fuck that guy”

Luckily they don’t really work like that.

• Download the app?
• failed to connect
• failed to connect
• I am now a cryptomining malware bot
• Please upgrade to the newest toaster