I love you too, mommy Costco. Wait, what are you doing to my peepee? Everyone in the electronics section is looking, mommy. Wait, don’t stop. It feels so good, mommy. Please don’t stop.

You forgot windows me.

I know it would throw off the whole 9 square thing but if you (or the person that created this) decide to add it then might I recommend a hammer smashing itself into pieces?

I really don’t understand why people like those games. I don’t find them fun at all. And the micro transactions are so fucking obnoxious.

Put your mouths on my genitals, Microsoft.

Shocking.

It’s almost like the utility of language learning models isn’t in being shoehorned into fuckjng everything.

Go figure.

This is why we have designated shitting streets.

I used to love coming home and seeing so many of the little guys fully grown with broken veils. Every day was so exciting.

I love watching the little fuckers grow. And the smell is so good. I hate tripping on psilocybin but there really isn’t something magical about watching those things grow from microscopic spores to fruits.

Don’t know if I’d ever do it again with anything psychedelic, but I will give it a go with regular ass edible mushrooms some time soon.

Mine is significantly larger.

At one point I had ounces of dried mushrooms with desiccant in jars in my freezers that sat there for a year. I don’t like taking mushrooms anymore so they just sat there until I started a new job and just gave them away to pretty much the whole sales team.

One day a new hire came up to em and was like: are you the guy that’s giving away feee mushrooms? I was like: sure man, how much you want?

They cleaned me out in like a month ahahahha.

Are you jane’s addiction?

Once you’ve bought a pressure cooker and a laminar flow hood, and all the jars and boxes and shit you need, it’s like $20 per quarter pound of mushrooms or less. It costs nothing.

Realistically if a foreign threat actor wanted to infiltrate virtually everyone’s devices and one day just ruin fucking everyone’s pcs and phones, unless they were caught there is fuck all that would be done about you.

Any civilian with could walk into a police station with hard evidence of this happening and then be laughed out at best, or at worst detained for psychiatric investigation because the police are fucking idiots.

They could contact intelligence services who would dismiss it out of hand as some kind of psychotic delusion.

Infrastructure may be a simpler target to hit relatively speaking but the utter lack of knowledge most people have to defend themselves against cyberattacks, the opaque, business/government-facing nature of the cybersecurity industry, and the profound ignorance that most people have regarding how their devices work and what exactly is at stake, is, imo, a major fucking problem waiting to happen.

If true

Usually you have to pay a lot of money for that.

Shut up, bird

Are you 8?

Potatoes

They must be so proud. What an achievement.

The absolute gall of you, talking about solving problems. Are you even thinking about those poor rich folks out there?