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Zach Weiner married Kelly* Smith and they combined their last names.

* I think her name is Kelly but I’m too lazy to look it up

Ugly bags of mostly water

You can count on that

I always go for Ĥ|Ψ> = E|Ψ>

Is this a serious question?

Look if you don’t care about your health, you can crash diet, sure, but you’ll lose water weight first, and then will lose muscle alongside the fat, especially if you don’t exercise. You will also feel miserable and will make others feel miserable being around you. And you’ll most likely pack it back on when you quit the diet.

OP said no exercise.

What about nope rope?

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I don’t generally drink soda but when i do, birch beer is my favorite; second favorites are Dr. Pepper, cream soda, and cranberry ginger ale.

Aw those eyes 🧡

I hate it. I don’t personally want any eye contact, so I don’t know how much eye contact is the right amount, and I end up making brief eye contact because I know I should, then looking away because it’s uncomfortable and I don’t want it to be too much. And I lose my train of thought in the process. It’s so much easier to talk to people if I can look in their general direction but not in their eyes.

There’s a fifth, but

I thought we were ugly bags of mostly water.

Wow, this made me realize I haven’t seen mayo in a glass jar in years.

When I do this I use a curly line instead of a straight line, because it feels like cheating to use a straight line for a task I didn’t do. One of my more neurotic traits haha

I like to call it yakpacking ;)

Sounds like you had a great time!

When I was a kid I thought the lyrics were “who’s got the reins”

It’s beautiful, and such a sweet thing to do for your wife!

Maus is really good. I found my dad’s copy in a box of books in the attic when I was like 12 and I read it, expecting it was gonna be a fun comic like Calvin & Hobbes. Nope. I cried, it was so powerful.