“Startup” is just short hand for “self-absorbed shitbird(s) playing fast and loose with other people’s money”.

Yeah, if I wanted to eat diarrhea, I’d grab a box of laxatives and a short length of hose.

Imagine your politics being so fucking petty that you think white people appearing in ads calls for a victory lap. Pathetic.

BURN CORPO SHIT

This is child abuse. Pure and simple.

I’d be fucking delighted if my wife brought home these plates.

I’ve been an Internet user since 1995. Gather round the fire, kids, and let me tell you stories about a place called Stile Project, old tales about Fatty Big-Eye and his friend Bruce, and how everyone used the f slur like it was their first name!

And water is wet.

If liking fit women makes you gay then I’m flaming.

Have you ever worked retail or food? The amount of pettiness and back-biting is equitable to that found in a high-stakes corporate setting.

Professional kitchens are by far the worst jobs I’ve had in this regard. I’ve watched a middle aged line lead purposefully fuck up whole tables just to get revenge on the teenage waitress who turned down his advances. I saw a service lead get arrested in the parking lot because he was going to blast a coworker with his .45. Why? Because the asshole coworker tried to sabotage the lead’s dinner service by refusing to help him during the rush because he was passed over for the position.

This is not including the loud and public break-ups between coworkers, the fist fights, the time a prep cook tried to work his shift while fucked up on enough oxy to kill a bull moose, or the time these two stoned idiots decided to thaw 80 lbs of chicken wings by putting them through the industrial dishwasher.

Every accusation is a confession for these sex-negative types. The guy who shrieks the loudest about gender non-conforming people being abominable and vile is usually found 6 months later in Thailand smoking hash and hiring kathoey escorts.

2025 is the Year of the Desktop Reinvented Wheel.

I’ve found few people I’d call friends at jobs. Most people who tried to be “friendly” with me were social climbing shitheads working an angle or emotionally-stunted people trying to recruit me into their petty shop floor dramas.

Wow, he wants to provide people dignity and a high quality of life. How terrifying.

This response amounts to a more verbose “no u”.

If upsetting hateful assholes like you constitutes a “holier than thou” attitude on my part then I wear that distinction as a badge of fucking honor.

Oh, I’m sorry. Did I hit too close to home with that sobriquet?

Who gives a shit if he’s in the closet? There are legitimate reasons to despise the guy and this isnt one of them.

Are these those crackpots who ride around Tokyo in those decorated soccer mom vans and scream nationalist slogans and slurs against “foreigners” out of loudspeakers?

This is why I laugh when people try to paint Lemmy as the more nuanced and broad-minded alternative to Reddit.

I sincerely doubt any one of you needledick motherfuckers would spit shit like this to their faces.

I’m naming my next band DEFECTIVE ELIMINATION.