Damn, even big cats are Hamas

Vanilla extract has like six compounds that determine its flavor (still mostly determined by vanillin content alone), they are kidding themselves. I’ve done HPLC analysis on vanilla extracts as part of my job in the past.

NSA Listening Post [random letters/numbers], HAARP 5G [town name][random letters/numbers]

Do my eyes deceive me, or is this a YN cameo on my Hexbear?

Very important:

This happens all the time and I’ll never understand it, usually one of them eventually changes their politics to match the other’s but every once in a while you get one of these.

People really would rather be in a relationship with someone who they hate on the most fundamental level than alone.

Me: please send the sample requiring analysis in a full 30 ml glass bottle to minimize headspace

Customer: sends 30 ml of sample in a 250 ml plastic bottle

Customer: sends sample in a plastic urinalysis jar

Customer: sends a zip tied plastic bag with (liquid) sample in it (not joking)

Customer: sends 2 ml of sample when they have 500 kg of stock

These people drive on the same roads that we do

“You shouldn’t pop poison ivy blisters” words uttered by people who have never had their skin create what is essentially bubble wrap that regenerates hourly. It would almost be enjoyable if it weren’t for the obvious downsides.

Definitely talk to your doctor, you will almost certainly need blood work to confirm that you take it.

I’ve used ozempic for a short time in the past and it worked wonders for me, and I know several other people who have had similar experiences. I didn’t need to lose a huge amount of weight, but my weight gain was spiraling out of control due to depression and the lowest possible dose very quickly allowed me to reverse course.

I did not have a “rebound” weight gain after stopping like some people experience. I never experienced true nausea, just occasionally felt a little “icky” if that makes any sense. My snack cravings all but disappeared while I was taking it and I feel like there has not been any “rebound” issues after stopping, but again, I was on a very low dose.

The police are extremely averse to investigating any death that could feasibly be a suicide, and I’d imagine that’s even more salient when the victim is a minority. I’ve heard second-hand stories of this happening in my town under even more suspicious circumstances, they will do literally anything to avoid extra work.

I was prepared to laugh but I wasn’t expecting such a comically large explosion, holy shit lmao

Anyone want to sponsor me to quit my job and play Satisfactory for approximately two years nonstop? I’ll give you a cut of my profits when I make it big as a streamer, you could consider it an ethical investment in my mental health.

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Also seconding disco fries as superior to all other selections in the image

I have a refurb unlocked Pixel 8 Pro and it’s easily the best phone I’ve ever owned. I previously owned mostly mid-range Samsungs and they always seemed to start shitting the bed in different ways within one or two years, I doubt I’ll be going back to that.

Absolutely living for how sloppy this divorce is. I can’t wait until Elon posts a video of himself crying from the driver’s seat of a cybertruck.

White smoke - new pope

Black smoke - pope hazy, please try again (popen’t)

Blue smoke - brisket

Not to be “that guy”, but are you 100% certain that’s what it was? Did you get a close look at it, like 20 feet away or less?

I would get some 20 lb monofilament fishing line and hang it randomly near the windows.

“lol my friend took my phone and typed that”

This man’s outrageously frequent, bowel-based suffering is the only faith I have left for the existence of a higher power