Oh, that’s very simple. Warehousing! They need storage space for their gold, and their typical warehouses aren’t big enough to hold it all.

I’d say that depends on the degree of boned. Maximum boned means you’re free to take a property by force.

The banks, of course. They’ll buy anything.

Fortunately, I’m the sort who goes, “Who the FUCK are you looking at?”, when I catch people staring.

Fapping is enough for God to send you to Hell, apparently.

“What are you in for?”

“Mass murder. I blew up 20-30 people before the cops gunned me down. You?”

“I burst after playing one of those Japanese video games.”

My first job shoved me into a tiny room that’s maybe 10 C hotter than the rest of the office. Anyone who wandered in would go “Wow it’s really hot in here! You guys should talk to building management!”. I swear the damn office nearly gave me heat stroke.

Said children must be disciplined for bad behavior.

It’s times like these I wonder if Iranians are white or asian.

This has already happened, many years ago. I know this because everyone but me is actually a highly sophisticated robot that resembles a member of my species. I’m onto you.

In a manner of speaking.

You just read highly classified top secret plans regarding mass emigration to the Kingdom of God.

The Rapture. Trump’s plan is to utilize the environment to Rapture the entire species, all at once.

AITAH for pranking my gf by putting a plastic bag over her head?

So I put a plastic bag over my gf’s head as a joke. She flailed around and punched me in the face. Then she ran off somewhere, looking mad. Why can’t she take a harmless prank? Where has humor gone these days?

One’s heart. Perhaps you are unaware, but improved skills can cause havoc on one’s cardiovascular health. Improved skills are a leading cause of death in the United States.

It’s like two kids playing on a playground, and then one kid tells the other, :“I’m gonna **** your sister!” while brandishing a switchblade. And then, when the kid gets sent to the principal, he says it was a joke, and that no one has a sense of humor.

I continue to believe that DMT is harmless, and should be recreational.

I was referring to the show made by Mr Beast.

It’s up there with that time a rich youtuber decided to make Squid Game an actual reality TV show.

Yep. All of them. They’re considered a joke at first, but things get a lot more serious when they elect a Pope to run the US. China holds out for a while, but things turn south for them when they legalize conversion to the White Lords’ Church faith.

So yeah. Jesus was brought back to life by an alien. Muhammad spoke to an alien named Gabriel. The Buddha is actually an alien inhabiting a human body (they can do that in the story).

We’re on course to becoming the White Lords’ Church from the VN White or Black.

In that world, Trump is dead by the 2030s. Unrest and political troubles killed an alien attempting to make first contact. But religious MAGA, looking for a leader, decides to support the aliens. They claim that the aliens are angels sent by God, pointing to various events in the Bible as clear evidence of their influence. And then, since the people are eager to overthrow Musk, they decide to sign up with the aliens. Musk and his buddies are all dead/converted when the Church assumes control of the US in the late 2060s/early 2070s. And then they take over everything else by the start of the 22nd century.

The Church is Gilead if they favored Brave New World over 1984. And they’re a lot more stable, and rule a lot longer than Gilead, lasting until the 27th century at least.