In my region (Tennessee) the most popular intentional lawn grass is Tall Fescue, which is very soft, but it doesn’t spread laterally, so when gaps happen due to heat and such, spiky/hard crab grass fills in the gaps, and isn’t killed by broad-leaf herbicide since it’s also grass, so semi-maintained lawns quickly get taken over. The lawns with no herbicide regimen get taken over by clover instead, so you end up with a horseshoe of sorts where the completely un-maintained lawns (fescue and clover) and meticulously-maintained lawns (pure fescue) are soft, but the lawns in the middle are spiky.

It also assumes all dialog is centered. That usually works for the main characters of a scene, but not all dialog, e.g. a character off-screen trying to get the attention of the other.

For people with Atmos-supporting audio equipment, this is actually an improvement. My rear surrounds aren’t in the same place as yours, and my system knows that, so I can hear the positioning the audio engineer intended.

Hearing aides.

I lay in your mom’s yeast roll

Keyboard shortcuts from my Tandy 1000HX trying to program in QBASIC and QuickBASIC are burned into my fingers.

ctrl+a

shift+del

ctrl+s

alt+tab

shift+ins

Don’t insult the clipboard by implying you don’t trust it.

Same, but fuck that government contractor clusterfuck.

The dopamine must flow!

Don’t forget the (((space lasers)))

I was leaning there, but couldn’t resist the idea of Anthony Stewart Head cutting puppet organs out of screaming puppets. And using one of them as a puppet while singing.

Searching through data hordes is an actually great use of “AI”, though in this case basic OCR would suffice.

Alternatively, crop the top part off and Google image search it.

Repo: The Generic Opera; Nathan

I thought it was people arguing about BASIC-A vs GW-BASIC.

Despite my love for Jim Henson, I still can’t get over the movie adaptation turning Falkor into a fucking dog-worm.

Oh so it’s a meme bragging about a coping mechanism. That’s fun.

Well good news, your fellow accelerationists are running the show! It’s just the “something else” they plan to transition to that’s the problem.

“Sisgender male” is a very confusing typo.

And when i die they’ll throw me into a grave hole.

Oops I survived