Nice.

I thought Alberta’s drug of choice was meth?

I’m still chasing

Chitlins, whiskey, and skirt…

What happened to just running the PC on top of the motherboard box with the antistatic bag underneath? Kids these days need to pay for that? Old timer scoff

Wait, are you saying if they had more product, they could sell more product?

Sounds like voodoo economics to me!

And yet, consider that some dumbass US border agent thinking the same thing and disappearing Mullinger into a gulag because of it isn’t the absurdity it should be.

The useless (as in, missing) title to the post, most likely.

Their core demographic is people who only survived childhood due to the vigilance of others. It’s not really a growth market.

She keeps her eyes shut and imagines it’s Trudeau, though.

No, he’s using his imaginary fentanyl-from-Canada crisis to do an end run around that.

It’s the same shit he does to his contractors: agree to a deal, then once the work is done find some fake “flaw” that justifies him demanding compensation. There’s a reason why nobody in New York was willing to take contracts for his buildings.

Wishlisted, but the complaints about bugs, bugs, and more bugs are kind of damning… don’t think this is a “buy immediately” game.

At the time, I was pitching for the doub-loon, but sadly society went for the lame option. :(

Hit the ripper and upgrade your chrome, choom.

Also $3/mon certificate fee. To bring you the best possible service.

Their final, most essential command.

If your pipes inside the house are freezing, then that means the temperature inside the house is below freezing. That means the house heat is off, in which case you have larger problems.

If the house heat is going to be off for an extended time, you should be shutting off the house water supply and opening your tabs to prevent freezing. That’s the same no matter where your water heating happens.

“Come with me if you want to yiff.”

You need to spring for the flights with the in-flight dominatrix.

A Trump steak, which is worse than both.

The article says nothing about her husband partaking, so presumably there’s another sober adult present and no risk.