What if he just had big, embarrassing feet and a teeny tiny lil body, huh?

A second pronoun has hit the hexbear tower 😢

GBnews is actual cancer so I wouldn’t even click it if I were you. Plus, nobody else seems to have reported this.

HELP! HELP! THIS ELDERLY LADY HAS FALLEN OVER! DOES ANYBODY HAVE SOME GINSENG?? SHE’S SPIRITUALLY FLATLINING! OH GOD! WE NEED THE FRANKINCENSE NOW OR SHE’S NOT GOING! TO MAKE IT! SOMEBODY PREP THE PADDLES. YES, I MEAN THE AMETHYST PADDLES!

I haven’t seen them in years but they truly were one of the all time greats in the field of snack.

Them guy real dumb.

Ocarina Of Time because I’m old and I still think it holds up. Dark Souls 1 probably for the same reason even though it is janky.

Stephen King clearly hates X so why doesn’t he move to Mastodon already

Can’t we just all agree to call them “ejaculations” instead?

Which is probably the only thing I hate about Mastodon. That’s what we tell little kids to call farts.

Congratulations and well done! Not fucking animals is the hardest part of being vegan! But fr tho good job and if you need any recipes or anything you come to me, capiche?

Hey FRIENDO, If you think Mario Wonder is for CHILDREN I’m going to take your copy of COD and stuff it in your ANUS, buster.

I wish we had a pure unadulterated Disco Elysium shitposting community

Yeah, they’re very friendly animals. I used to work in the veterinary industry and some people would bring them in if they were injured. The law requires they be put to sleep if they’re brought in but we always released them when they were better.

I remember having to hand feed a baby pigeon and it was the sweetest little bird.

Yeah, I think it’s the same for a lot of common animals. In the UK people couldn’t give a shit about mice, rats, squirrels, pigeons but whenever I see one I make sure to point it out to my son and watch them for a while.

This guy is a fucking greasy tin of peas.

He’s finished checks notes banning a dog so I guess he’s ready for the hard stuff that he’s been checks notes actively contributing to.

2050 is a fucking joke. Even if it wasnt meaningless political speak it’s way too fucking late for that.

We are all puffy anus on this blessed day.

Ronald Reagan was a WHAT?

Oh, you got me again! You cheeky lil scamp.