Oh no this can’t be true this would exclude major religions which are cults as well

Bleach TYBW be like

but yes

best imagined with glitchy glados voice

my bad

ai slop

fuuuuuuuuu

“extra legs are for extra hugs” freaks me out for some reason

This very much reminds me of a traditional joke from my country, which is quite inappropriate and so it won’t be shared here.

At this point I think I wouldn’t be that surprised if one day it would just turn out he is immortal after all.

I didn’t intend to do that at all. The proverb I had in mind was “birds of a feather flock together”. It doesn’t mean he deserved it but I do think people who date people who would do this to them are probably not much better either. Also he wrote this on 4chan which is again, not a complete footprint of his personality but certainly a testament to his character.

well even if this is the whole truth it would be a testament to his character that his girlfriend would cheat on him and then lie to the police just so he gets in trouble

i’m normally not effected like this but this single sentence made me shiver and let out a silent “oh my” for some reason

at least they are loved

is that handsome jack in the background?

fake, no one likes LaTeX

I thought this was a giraffe siegheiling.

a few years ago I’ve heard this straight guy give the advice of “of course I’m picking the girl in a third person view game. i’m not gonna stare at a man’s behind for hours of playing”

oh yeah that would explain the beans

I may misunderstand what you mean by “residencies”, but wouldn’t that include hotels, offices, shopping centers and sport centers as well?