Hello, HR? Yeah, my coworker brought a knife to the office and is ranting about how he’s going to make things a lot more efficient around here…

Customer: “You whittled off a sizable portion of the product just so you wouldn’t have to work as hard while your competitors delivered on the specs. Contract denied.”

Titanic.

Kate Winslet stays human.

Cycling now that the weather’s warmer. My family and pets. Coffee and word games.

Thanks for the reminder to look for the good. I often feel like there should be so much more, but I know that’s more than some people have, so I should feel lucky.

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Snip-Snap! Snip-Snap! Snip-Snap!

You have no idea the economic toll that three rounds of tariffs have on a country.

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Yeah, it’s a conspiracy fuck-face. It’s not like people are openly saying you suck, you’re a leech, we’re going to boycott the companies you’re involved with and you’re not wanted here. It’s all a secret conspiracy. Pay no attention to the signs at very public protests.

Enjoy counting how many times I tell it it’s a piece of shit on a daily basis. Half the time it doesn’t play anything remotely close to the artist/album I request when listening to music. Other times it just flat out doesn’t work. We got a few years ago when they were discounted around holidays - don’t think we’ll be buying any more.

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…and nothing of value was lost

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