My first thought was some serious medical condition lmao

Windows 7 hasn’t received security updates for ages. Your machine is probably part of seven bot nets.

Only a matter of time until it demands for Windows to be installed

mdadm --stop /dev/mdX should at least tell you whether or not mdadm is causing the spinning.

Fucking with the timeline is dangerous

Is there anything similiar for non-mobile?

Can you translate that please? I don’t speak Italian

I once broke my leg and that was better than Chrome

Had to look it up and yep: That’s about the entire Thai population.