Anyone know where i can get one of these?!

That’s soooooooo cool, lol

What do they say? The socks make the secks

Got my corn face on 🌽🥵🌽

Land of the free, lol. That list is pretty eye opening as an American

Worst year? I think you mean #1 year for low-value!!!

USA! USA! USA!

I imagine it would be like a taste of home to the Russian tourists, given the hospitality provided to the athletes when they hosted the Olympics in 2014

Noted ✅

Just grab em by the dongle

They won’t even show their faces or credentials yet we’re also supposed to take their words as gospel truth

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Get out of serving the military with this one easy trick! The US gov hates me, lol

Thank you for archiving this tweet

It’s a tweet worthy of archivalry, imo

He’s read a few work-emails recently (by accident, naturally) and some of their jargon seems to have stuck with him.

Sorry for the country destruction, that was my bad

Corners were cut and mistakes were made.

This is my assumption about nearly all modern tech. We’ve reached the point where it’s practically standard practice to release unfinished products and/or software. In many cases, it ends up being a particular person or small group of enthusiasts that end up finishing and polishing the product.

Not only that, but support for many tech products is shorter-term than ever. I was talking to a mechanic recently who was surprised to be informed by Alfa Romeo’s parts department, that they did not offer replacements for a particular part for the brake lines on a car that was less than 10 years old…and referred the mechanic to find a seller on eBay who makes them. There was indeed one company making the part and selling them on eBay. That was the aftermarket support, lol!

Well that $350 didn’t last me very long 🥹

Ok

(What do we even say now? Oh no, maybe he really means it this time?)

No fightin!

I can’t even imagine what they’d say

Isn’t that convenient, seeing how all the money DOGE has acquired will be wasted on military equipment

Are we a shithole country yet?!! 🇺🇲