How about: we need a selection of phone sizes?

Wh-A-A-A-t?¿?

It is glorious.

A lawn aerator?

Dip! That is a dope-ass bunny for real.

Fuck yeahhh. Olive fetish.

Awwwwww. 😊

db0 works for me.

How do you create so many nearly identical posts? Is it just copy pasta? Is it full automation? I mean holy shit, if I created a bot, it would react to questions like this.

In case you didn’t read that thing here’s that thing again. Ehhh.

Whoa, whoa! Your not taking the old condoms off are you? You should just add 2 or three more everytime. /s

Yarr! Raise the black flag!

Don’t ruin my peace by overpopulating the night. That’s my time. /s

Seriously, probably would save a lot of energy to have more people awake during the night.

I learned that genocide is not a vaccine that will prevent future genocides, it just, Fucking keeps happening. And that your country can go nuts, and you that you can’t do shit to stop it.

Fucking great start to the morning! Hey everybody want some tequila? I headbutt nearby wall Fuck!

… And a swing and a miss

A data scientist supposedly uses emojis like that?!

“Gates said improving access to birth control was key”. What horrible shit. Obviously if you don’t want infinite population growth you’re a fascist. /s

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Oh…? That has a name? Thanks!

I wish them all the best.

Will he get to wear a giant hat? He should also have a fake military outfit with more medals than anyone.