Do you mean Pixel 5? The Nexus 5 didn’t have a fingerprint scanner.

Didn’t Google Voice used to do that?

We were all walking in the spiderwebs.

“They already are.” - A person living in Oklahoma

OMG no one cares!

Y’all both sound like children.

Public relations.

You just gonna forget all about the Saturn?

I was edging constantly in my mid to late thirties. Even now I find myself edging without even realizing it!

What the fuck is the founder of whip cream?

Ahem, for those in the back and those with their heads in the sand: SHE STILL WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER THAN TRUMP!

But also fake.

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in jorts.

You’re not wrong, you’re just insufferable.

Whining about downvotes? That’s a downvote.

I hate how I am sure which one they’ll choose.

Good thing you don’t decide what kind of shows can and can not get made. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Homeowners are aight. Landlords, however, are the monsters.

Nerf Bastion

It was definitely cool in the nineties. Maybe you just weren’t?