Cue the support group at Fight Club

That only works when there’s no scarcity. Then its up to communists/capitalists/anarchists/dictators how to slice the cake

Her shadow moves faster than light

But if you violate the fire code, prepare to meet the space police

When you’re happy and you know it,

Uptown girl, i bet she’s never had a downtown man

Let it be known to my birthgiver that Mine stomach doth consist of emptiness

/iambic pentameter

If she’s unrepentant, she’d get Windows Me

Grown ups need this too. Like uh, my friend.

They ought to defend the Panama Canal with the Panama Papers

The best kind of correct

Han Solo

Underninja

No, already shed all my tears on Bambi’s mother

All in all, another brick in the wall. ♫

Its a magnet for shitpost comments, comrade

which way is north??

literal cheeseburger