Would it also make the leash invisible, because it’s attached to the chicken? If so, would it also make Frodo invisible because he is holding the leash?

Stop being obsessed with my dick and go pee upside down if you like.

Have you used a toilet before? The rim doesn’t get cleaned

I think you misunderstand the issue.

Unless you actually really clean the inside of the toilet bowl after every time you take a piss?

Yes, like weekly. But I pee at least 3 times a day, and would have to clean it after every use. No?

I pee on the inside, it gets dirty. Next time I want to pee I need to clean it again, or clean it immediately after I pissed.

Where do you put your ass when you poop? I sit on the toilet seat, and also rest my pee pee on the toilet seat in front of me

So the options are: pee sitting down and always have clean the inside of the toilet. Or pee standing up, and sometimes clean what you missed

On those days you lie down on the toilet in a planking position, penis pointing down into the toilet

You’re either a woman or have a small pee pee and never had your pee pee touch the inside of the toilet bowl when you try to stick it into the tiny gap between your groin and the toilet basin.

I’d rather pee in split streams than rub my precious dick on the inside of a toilet bowl.

Same. Keep it simple

English sucks. I prefer the version where I pronounce the P

It’s not silent if I pronounce it, and I always have. Thank you.

I’ll wait for a PC release and pirate it

Prepared for what?

What am I lookin at?

Gecko on a stone head?

You’re talking about efficiency, but in the chart the velomobile is marked as lighter than a bicycle. Why?

Their branding must be region dependent. Monster drinks are still definitely targeting “BMX dudes” here.

That’s just a way of saying they support Russia. They need to be kicked the fuck out of EU union and NATO. Fucking traitors.

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Tweets are not memes.

!whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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