No, NOR is “none of you shall pass”

I’ve been practically melting my brain trying to reconcile the thoughts “we said dumb shit as kids” and “holy fuck if I hear the world ‘skibidi’ one more time I’m going to lose my mind”

And this is why tree shaking exists.

There was an Ethernet adapter for them

Also take the filter out and wash it in the sink (unless yours is the filter-less kind)

I think the caption is fake but the picture isn’t. If you google “stretch Prius” there seem to be a bunch of photos of this thing going back like 15 years.

Edit: found an interview with the guy who makes these

The cpu doesn’t have a wife and kids to feed

I hate that they actually became valuable over the years. I gave all my Pokémon cards (and my crystal game boy color) to some kid in my neighborhood when I out grew them. I at least hope he had fun with that stuff.

The background is transparent but on Apollo I can just make out the words “this is picture of endorsed by a member of [paypal logo] mafia (you know who)”

I like how Larson could draw people well when he wanted to

The general populace isn’t looking at statistics, they’re looking at scary news stories

I absolutely can’t sleep without a blanket, but my eight year old sleeps with no blanket and no pillow. Just a couple of stuffed animals in his bed.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/ontario-climate-change-targets-1.7569625

For some reason a different article from the same author provides that information.

The report suggests Ontario has made progress on emissions reductions since 2022. But it notes that the pledge would require the province to reduce its emissions to 142 megatonnes, and it’s currently on track to achieve a reduction to approximately 145 megatonnes of greenhouse gases by 2030.

Don’t forget her beard!

I feel like PITing a car with an ambulance isn’t a great idea, feels like a great way to flip the ambulance.

I’m sure word does the same.

There’s a timestamp in the photo. Yesterday at 23:00 CDT.

“There’s a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state. The other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people.” -William Adama

I don’t think I’ve ever used the launcher